Raccoons In My Car

There's some Raccoon guys

Who didn't know why

They were in my car last night

...in the moonlight

They just made a mess

Of things that weren't there's

With that five-fingered finesse

...wearing a mask

And I'll never know why

It's a Raccoon mind

That is different than mine

...most of the time

Even though the door's not ajar

There's Raccoons in my car

They left quite a scene

Why are they so mean

There's been some Raccoons in my car

...

It seems it should have been hard

For Raccoons to get in my car

The dash is stratched

The door's still latched

I've been violated

I'm not very elated

There's been some Raccoons in my car